President Uhuru’s son Muhoho Kenyatta leaves the internet in stitches as he speak Swahili like a mzungu from Texas

First son Muhoho Kenyatta left Kenyans guessing where he could have been brought up after he spoke Swahili like a mzungu from someone in America.

Muhoho, who accompanied Deputy President William Ruto to a campaign rally in Nandi County on Sunday September 24th, struggled to articulate himself in the national language – Swahili.

The president’s son left residents shocked when he was called upon to give a vote of thanks in Swahili. He had to use his phone to read a short speech which made him sweat as he was struggling to read the speech.

Muhoho’s inability to speak Swahili fluently and coherently left many people laughing while other criticized him for what they termed as being deeply buried in wealth to even bother to know how to speak the national language.

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5 hilarious photos that prove most male politicians are glorified fisi

The second week of September has been full of exciting activities; hilarious photos of politicians have been doing rounds on social media in the past five days.

A handful of male politicians have been caught in a rather awkward situations, photographers snapped politicians in positions that sent Kenyans laughing when the photos surfaced on social networking platforms.

The likes of Babu Owino, Ferdinard Waititu and even deputy president William Ruto were photographed in postures that caused mouths to wag on social media.

Camera caught these politicians looking at ladies in suggestive manner prompting netizen to conclude they were all fisi.

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DP Ruto looking at a Jubilee supporter
Male politicians looking at Muranga Women Rep Sabina Chege

 

Babu Owino and Esther Passaris invade each other’s private space
Someone found a way to describe Babu Owino and Esther Passaris’ posture using safety pins
Ferdinand Waititu looking at a lady in Kiambu county assembly

Emurua Dikirr MP Johanna Ngeno narrates how DP William Ruto frustrates his wife Rachel Ruto

Johanna Ngeno has revealed that he told Rachel Ruto to leave her husband Deputy President William Samoei Ruto. The lawmaker narrated how the DP frustrates his wife.

The Emurua Dikirr MP spilled the beans while addressing a gathering in Narok County, he said the DP would block his wife from going to heaven because of his sins.

Emurua Dikirr MP Johanna Ngeno (left)

A video shared on social media shows Johana Ngeno saying that Rachel Ruto prays for her husband everyday but the DP keeps on sinning each day.

Rachel Ruto and her husband William Samoei Ruto

The KANU MP further said that Rachel should leave her husband and only get back with him when the election is over.

“Usituambie ati tuko Narok ati kwasababu unatuchunga. Eti kwasababu wewe upewe kiti na Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta ati indo uchunge sisi Narok…ati kwa sababu unapenda sisi. William Samoei Ruto wacha nikuambie mapenzi hatutaki, mapenzi pelekea bibi yako. Ambia William Samoei mapenzi apelekee nani? Sisi watu ya Narok tuko na mwenyezi Mungu ambaye ako  juu, anatuchunga na anatupenda.. ehh! Ehh! Juzi bibi yako alikua anaomba omba makanisani mbaka anapiga magoti, ata mwenyezi Mungu amrehemu. Akiomba leo kesho unafanya dhambi ingine… akiomba kesho, kesho unafanya dhambi ingine. Kwanini unafanyisha kazi ngumu bibiako? Kwanini ata wewe usihurumie bibiako, anakuombea kila siku! Ata kama mimi mwenyewe nahurumia yeye sijui ata ntaambia yeye nini. Nlikua nimeandikia yeye SMS Rachel “hii bwana yako hii tafadhani wachana na yeye mbaka kura iishe ndo murudiane. Hii atakupeleka motoni…” Johana Ngeno said.

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Designated survivor locked down, Ruto flown to all stations..How security prevented 1st and 2nd in succession line from traveling with Uhuru on same train

The Kenyan constitution outlines two people to succeed the president in case he dies while he’s in power. The two people named in line of succession were to travel with President Uhuru in the same Madaraka Express train but security chiefs made sure they didn’t.

In case President Uhuru dies today, William Ruto automatically becomes president. And in the event that both Uhuru and Ruto die, then Speaker of the National Assembly Justin Muturi becomes president.

And if Uhuru, Ruto and Muturi die at ago, then there will be chaos because the constitution is not clear on the line of succession in this event.

This is why security chiefs left nothing to chance when Uhuru, Ruto and Muturu were supposed to be in the same train travelling from Mombasa to Nairobi; they made sure the three were not on the same train.

Uhuru launches SGR project in Mombasa

The Standard reports that Justin Muturi was locked down in parliament building on Wednesday May 31st as he was preparing to leave Nairobi for Mombasa to join President Uhuru to ride the train to Nairobi.

“They told him there was no way he was going to ride that train. They also told him the only time he will leave his office was when his motorcade will be headed to Syokimau. He stayed at Syokimau for several hours waiting to welcome the President and his deputy aboard the train from Mombasa,” Sunday Standard quoted a source who told them about Muturi being locked down at parliament building.

Justine Muturi (right) welcomes Uhuru and Ruto at Syokimau station

Securing President Uhuru and his deputy William Ruto while travelling on an unarmored train that passed through the jungle was a nightmare for security apparatus.

The Standard says Ruto was flown on one of the choppers that was shadowing the train Uhuru was traveling on, apparently the DP was dropped at every station; Mariakani, Voi, Emali, Mtito Andei at around the same the train arrived to join president Uhuru in inspecting the termini and addressing the public.

Also read: Air Force attack helicopters scrambled to protect president Uhuru during his entire ride on SGR train

Uhuru and Ruto address people at Athi River terminus

The only time Uhuru and Ruto rode on the same train was when the train arrived at Athi River terminus; they two Ruto rode together in the same wagon for a fairly short distance until the train arrived at Syokimau station where Justin Muturi was waiting for them.

DP Ruto takes selfies while riding on Madaraka Express train
Uhuru on SGR train
Uhuru and DP Ruto are welcomed to Syokimau station upon arrival

 

Daily Nation exposes William Ruto’s daughter days after the DP called out Nasa for practicing nepotism and tribalism

Why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye but don’t notice the log in your own eye? Matthew 7:3. William Ruto forgot he was also practicing nepotism when he called out Nasa.

While speaking in Kilgoris, Narok County, deputy president William Ruto called out Raila and Kalonzo for fronting their kin as nominees to the East African Legislative Assembly (Eala).

Raila’s brother Oburu Odinga had initially applied for nomination to Eala but later on withdrew his bid while Wiper fronted Kalonzo Musyoka’s son.

DP Ruto with his family

“They have been telling us they do not want tribalism, but they fronted their brothers and sons for the Eala positions,” Ruto said while addressing residents in Kilgoris.

Well, Ruto forgot his daughter holds a senior rank at the Kenyan embassy in Rome Italy – The Sunday Nation established that DP Ruto’s daughter June Chepchirchir holds a senior rank of second counselor at the Kenyan embassy in Rome.

The Sunday Nation says that their source at Foreign Affairs Ministry confirmed to them that the DP’s daughter quickly rose through the ranks – perhaps someone pulled strings.

DP Ruto with his daughter during her graduation

Bungoma Senator Moses Wetangula also pointed out that President Uhuru Kenyatta’s nephew, Jomo Gecaga, serves in State House as the President’s Private Secretary and his niece Ms Nana Gecaga was recently appointed the Managing Director of the Kenyatta International Convention Centre (KICC).

While Jubilee and Nasa are playing the politics of kinship, ordinary Kenyan can’t even afford to buy a packet of maize flour, niokotwe Canada mimi.

 

 

 

 

Just like Ruto, President Uhuru builds a palace next to State House which has landing platform for helicopters (Photos)

Both President Uhuru Kenyatta and his deputy William Ruto have built themselves palatial residences that cost million if not billions of shillings.

A while back Kenyans were swept off their feet after photos of DP Ruto’s Kes 1.2 billion house in Sugoi, Uasin Gishu County surfaced online.

Ruto’s palatial residence, which sits on a 20-acre parcel of land the DP bought in Moiben constituency, has a helipad among other luxuries.

DP Ruto’s house in Sugoi while it was still under construction

Also read: DP Willian Ruto denied his new posh home was worth 1.2 billion…But the man-made lake on his compound now betrays him (Photos)

Well, the Star has also uncovered interesting details about President Uhuru Kenyatta’s palace which is located next to State House.

The daily established that Uhuru demolished the historic house he inherited from his father to put up a Kes 700 million fortress around Caledonia Estate which has bulletproof windows and special sensors.

Uhuru’s mansion is privately funded but all security features are designed by government experts. Satellite images from Google Maps confirm Uhuru’s new home which shares a fence with State House.

Satellite images of president Uhuru’s mansion

The Google image shows a swimming pool, a helipad on the roof of the upper level and a driveway with a mini roundabout.

The Star says that Uhuru’s property is protected round the clock by GSU officer, apparently construction workers on site are not allowed to enter the premises with their mobile phones to avoid leaking photos of the mansion to the public.

No one outside the construction crew knows the nature of the interior, a concrete wall and high-tech electric fence have concealed the president’s property from the public.