How To Not Seem Dumb When You Return to Kenya !

The first time I flew back into the country, I had spent 8 years away swatting at leather-bound journals, for a law degree. No one in the family came to my graduation party – none could afford the air ticket and visa fees to the US. But my family outdid themselves at the airport. I met a busload of excited relatives in various levels of sobriety dancing and waving fly whisks at the airport.

It’s understandable – my law degree was the first one in the family.

We then embarked on slow bus ride for several hours to our rural home. I remember most of that bus ride was spent getting the updates, and it was a lot to cover. I was 8 years behind. It was hard to stomach everything thrown at me, and my cousins are not averse to hyperbole.

I got internship and a job in the US soon after, and since then, am usually away for spells lasting two, perhaps, three years. My relatives soon tired of the airport fanfare, and nowadays, I do not even call to alert them of my imminent arrival.

And, I usually hardly need their exaggerated updates on what’s happening in the country. Plus, their scope is a little limited to the affairs in the village – whose daughter has married off whose son, et al.

Airtel Kenya has got me covered.

Immediately I clear customs, I switch on my Airtel lines, and dial *544# for the latest data offers.

It sure feels nice to be home, with Airtel Kenya data packages. I have a lot to catch up on the long bus ride home – without drunken singing in the background.

Airtel Kenya has the UNLIMINET bundle. For just Ksh.500, I get an excess of 2.5GB + 150 Mins + 1000 SMS valid for a Month.

But I have nephews and nieces who love YouTube, so I usually get the Ksh.1000 package – an unbelievable 8GB + 400 Mins + 2000 SMS valid for a Month.

Once am online with Airtel data package, I usually sample the trending local hits. I realize the Odi Dance is slowly turning into a global revolution. There’s various hits – Na Iwake Remix, Wamlambez (a little hard to wrap my head around), the perennially awesome Moipei Sisters are still at it.

In my free time, I like to moonlight as an amateur chef, mostly through local cuisine. How else to treat your relatives than by making them their everyday dishes in a spanking new way? I log into cooking blogs, and there’s a whole lot of new ones – PikaChakula, Kaluhi’s Kitchen, Ordinary Kitchen among others.

Prepare your palates, family. Master Chef has landed.

I like to travel when I visit Kenya – I need to keep my bragging rights back in the diaspora. I skim all the latest travel news. I learn of the popular Sky Diving feature at Diani Beach, South Coast.

Not that I intend to try that. My mother would remind me to get married first. Thou shall not risk my future grandkids. So I skim news about The Serengeti, The Mara and the annual wildebeest migration. I certainly wouldn’t mind a road trip.

Thanks to Airtel, by the time I hit the rural, I am up to date. Perhaps, much more than the average resident.

Take advantage of Airtel affordable data, dial *544# and get going.

 

Inside the New Swanky beach club bringing the Dubai, Ibiza, Miami experience to the Kenyan coast

Word has it that one of the coolest club’s in Kenya will be launching at the coast to bring a new feeling never experienced in the country before. The Diani Beach Club is said to be planning to hold one of the biggest launch parties attracting the local and foreign high rollers in just a few months since now the holidays are upon us.

Diani Beach Club
Diani Beach Club

The Diani Beach Club which is a luxury club will be launching with a festival (Diani Beach Festival) to celebrate the December holidays and will host one of the largest Skydive Boogies in the world with over 500 people coming from over 32 countries. The festival has also attracted sponsorship from the luxurious Moët and Hennessy brand putting the ultimate stamp that the festival is one of a kind.

Diani beach club will not just be aiming to celebrate the Skydivers but everyone in general throughout the festive period. It will be showcasing the very best of local and regional music artists catering for all ages and tastes from HED KANDI to Sauti Sol and other continental artists like Vanessa Mdee among others.

Diani Beach Club

The beach is also designed with luxurious VIP and VVIP areas giving everyone a chance to celebrate their holidays like never before. With its launch around the corner, DBC has the potential to create 300 new jobs and inject 3m USD into the local economy – just to name some of its benefits to have it in the country.

Diani Beach Club
Diani Beach Club

Diani Beach Club might seem like another additional luxury club in the market but it is important to remember that it will create a new platform to promote the very best of what Kenya has to offer. I’m talking extreme Sports and stunning beaches all celebrated with fantastic music concerts throughout the Festive period.

Diani Beach Club
Diani Beach Club

If you had no plans for this festive season then that’s the ultimate plot and trust me it’s going to be lit!