“People will fill up at Jaguar’s rallies just to hear him sing but come election morning mtaona kijivumbi nyinyi!” City socialite warns Jaguar after he announced bid to vie

Jaguar has officially joined the race for Starehe parliamentary seat; he’s contesting against incumbent Maina Kamanda, Boniface Mwangi and Steve Mbogo.

Jaguar sparked speculation that he was warming up to join politics when he recently resigned from his job at the drug-fighting agency – Nacada.

Jaguar in his campaign trail

President Uhuru Kenyatta blocked Jaguar’s resignation from Nacada in 2015 when the singer threatened to leave. Jaguar, a close ally of Uhuru, is perceived to have the president’s ‘blessings’ for his bid in Starehe constituency.

But some critics still believe Jaguar will suffer the fate of KJ, Ringtone, Mdomo Baggy and other celebrities who lost when they ran for elective positions.

City socialite Elizabeth Irungu says Jaguar will drop “kigeugeu” remix part 2 to demonstrate how the electorates betrayed him when he loses Starehe parliamentary seat.

Elizabeth Irungu

Ms Irungu is confident Jaguar will lose the election by early in the morning.

“Our dear Jaguar the Kenyan music star and Boniface Mwangi the activist,will soon realize that politics is not music or a street to demonstrate on! eeeeeh ni poa kujaribu but I tell u,people will fill up at Jaguar’s rallies just to hear him sing but come election morning mtaona kijivumbi nyinyi! Jaguar ata release “kigeu geu” remix part 2 ni vile amegeukwa! Uliza akina Mudomo Baggy na KJ vile walifanywa! Raia ni comedy walikuwa wanaenda kujisikilia kwa rally zao,wacheke wafurahii warudi home!!! Na Pius Muiru je? Stadium zilikuwa zinafura na watu! Akiona crowd anachocheka yake yote na kumbe ni mahubiri yake wamekujia!!! No I don’t mean disrespect here ni reality check tu! I come in peace but YOU JUST GO KNOWING SIASA IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT BALL GAME!!!” Elizabeth Irungu wrote.

 

“I nearly burnt my food when I saw her” Elizabeth Irungu openly thirsts after Nairobi Diaries actress who travelled to Tanzania to be smashed by Ray Vanny

Elizabeth Irungu claims she’s straight but she can’t stop salivating after Nairobi Diaries actress whose photos are scattered over her house in Westlands.

Is it normal to describe a person of same sex in a sexual manner and still claim you are straight? Former KBC reporter turned socialite is ‘obsessed’ with Mishi Dorah.

Elizabeth Irungu

Mishi recently caused a stir after it was revealed that she travelled to Tanzania to lure Wasafi’s Ray Vanny into sleeping with her.

Also read: Even after removing her clothes and parading her assets, Rayvanny still said no. The sad unfortunate story of Mishi Dora in Tanzania

Since Mishi Dora was chasing after the ‘D’, it’s partially correct to say she likes men. But here we have a situation where Elizabeth Irungu is so into her like a Cameroonian donkey on heat.

Mishi Dorah

The way Ms Irungu described how she feels about Mishi Dora is the same way men would say they feel when they are about to take off ladies’ panties.

“Wallpaper for my new house on Rhapta road Westlands! 🙂 Printing it out for the hallway! My Marilyn Monroe :* :* :* Mishi Dorah is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life :* She’s simply gorgeous this lady! I mean look at her!!! Definitely the prettiest on Nairobi Diaries hands down! I remember first time I spotted her, I was in my kitchen cooking at my old house & tv was on in the background, I could see from my counter-I NEARLY BURNT MY FOOD NI KUSHANGAA,”HUYU NI NANI?” I have never seen her in person nor do i know her but if I were a man she’s the type of woman ningetaka-dark complexion,shapely,full lips & very alluring skin ♥ And I’m straight but DAMN,i don’t hate,I APPRECIATE true beauty! This Luo chic anaweza mbaya!!! Wekwo mono sista!!!” Elizabeth Irungu wrote.

Maisha London! City socialite Elizabeth Irungu shows off her bathroom with has a flat screen TV (Photos)

Most of us only have TV in the living room, but former KBC reporter-turned-city socialite has a telly in her bathroom.

Elizabeth Irungu is living the ‘London’ life, the socialite has a bathroom that offers the luxury to make one forget about the troubles of the world.

She caused a stir when posted photos of herself enjoying quality time in her bathtub in her bathroom which has TV.

Ms. Irungu revealed she watches TV when she’s taking a bath;

“After office hours,all I want to do is chill in my bathtub and peacefully watch some tv! SAFETY CAUTION: Do not ‘sinzia’ in your tub! It could lead to deep sleep and drowning!!! My eyes are shut here but I was definitely NOT sleeping at all, just enjoying the mint flavored water soothing my smooth skin and the nice strawbery scented gel that i had poured in the water! So relaxing (especially ukitoka kupanda these filthy Nbi mats and buses, u feel so cleansed by the mint u can’t help but close your eyes in satisfaction!) 🙂

So remember friends,no sleeping in the bathtub! Usingizi huaangusha hata ndovu sembuse wewe?! Na ukumbuke usingizi haijui kitanda! lol! Watu hulala even on the wheel driving and fatigued & it becomes fatal!!! So be CAREFUL not to doze off!!! 🙂 Nice evening ya’al,” Irungu posted.

 

This former TV girl went to school with Size 8, Edith Kimani and Jackie Maribe and this what she thinks about their character….prepare to be amazed by some of them

Are you probably smelling controversy wherever you are? move your eyes around and don’t be surprised when you spot Elizabeth Irungu.

She thrives on controversy so expect her to bring the sauce as 2017 officially commences.

And it looks like she intends to make it a bit interesting having brought Size 8, Jackie Maribe and Edith Kimani into the mix. Apparently she went to school with these big games- wonder what she was doing to school herself- and she decided to hit Facebook and let us in on their character.

Liz Irungu shows her small petite ass in a sexy bikini
Liz Irungu shows her small petite ass in a sexy bikini

And trust me she has no kind words for some of them. Here have a look at what she posted on Facebook:

Size 8 (while i was a mono at State Hse girls, she was in form 3.She later left for Hillcrest & i left for Parklands)- Really Nice girl though.Linet is a truly clean hearted girl tangu enzi za chuo! She’s not faking it for the cameras at all! Yeh tu ni kadem kapoa hivyo naturally!

 

2)Edith Kimani previously of K.T.N (State Hse girls too) I was a mono, she was in Form 2.Very laid back girl.Really chilled.

 

3)Jackie Maribe (i think spelt “Jacque”)- Alikuwa beste ya Edith chuo.Quiet girl too.Very mature for her age.Mdem ametulia.

 

4)Toxic (still State Hse girls) uuuummmmm, huyu uuuummmm she was not a bad girl per say just alittle too hyper! Akili yake haikuwa shule.Ilikuwa club 😉 And I say that on a light note! Bloggers do not start with me!!! All I am saying is she was alittle too jumpy for her age! Alittle too “mjuaji”! Wale madem huvaa skirt tight sana chuo.Skirt alittle too short for school!

 

5)Brenda Mwai-Now this one was in Parklands Girls High school (after i transferred from Statoe) I was in Form 2 she was a year older Form 3! Very cool girl!!!! And pretty too! :* kasupuu sana! (Or maybe I say that only coz we kinda look alike hehehe *insert evil laughter here*) 😉

***So there is your doze of moshene!!! If you went to high school with me (and maybe u might remember me from school), kindly remind me below who I might have forgotten in my list above 🙂 ….

 

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AND FEEL FREE TO ADD WHICH CELEBRITY/IES YOU READING THIS WENT TO SCHOOL WITH 🙂