This is the hot and sexy swahili chick vying for the Women Rep seat in Mombasa County that has driven Jalango and team Mafisi into a frenzy(PHOTOS)

The battle for the Women Rep seat has ceased to be about manifesto and boiled down to looks. And not only in Nairobi where we have candidates like Wangui Ng’ang’a and Karen Nyamu who are absolutely gorgeous but also Mombasa.

Also read: She hasn’t aged one single bit! These are the tbt photos of hot Nairobi women Rep aspirant Wangui Ng’ang’a that the internet can’t seem to get over!

Like have you even met Sadaf Deen, the 20 year old model who has promised to turn around Mombasa not by her compelling looks but by bringing change and empowerment?

Well, she’s in the game and she’s turning heads. Nairobi News reported that she made her way down to Maugunja City Polytechnic news last week and you would have mistaken to be Hassan Joho rally.

And it seems not only Mombasa residents are getting excited but Nairobians led by number 1 radio presenter and comedian Jalango. She posted her photo on his instagram and his fans went into a wild frenzy.

 

Mombasa 001!

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Check out some of her photos:

Sadaf Deen

Sadaf Deen

Sadaf Deen

 

Jalango hangs out with former Vice president Uncle Moody Awuori who has not aged a day (Photo)

Today Jalango stepped out looking dapper in a sky blue suit that made him look like thee boss and I must admit that this look suits him well.

Later on he shared a couple photos hanging out with friends at Terrace Restaurant at Intercontinental where he was hosting the International women Day Gala!

Also read: This are the sweet things Jalango’s boss said about him as he looked to dispense rumours Jalas was leaving Radio Maisha

This is how the comedian got to hangout with the former vice president Uncle Moody Awuori who also looked smart in his white shirt. From the comments most people did agree that he hasn’t aged a day and that he looks stronger than ever.

Could be that the former Vice presidents enjoys a healthy lifestyle and unlike most people from this generation who enjoy eating deep fried food, he actually prefers eating healthy.

Also read: “Nilete Ng’ombe ngapi?” Team mafisi go crazy after jalango unveils his hot sister for the first time(photo)

He has also been keeping a low profile for a while and this was his first public appearance, well if you think he has aged, checkout the photo below:

Jalang'o hangs out with Uncle moody
Jalang’o hangs out with Uncle moody

This are the sweet things Jalango’s boss said about him as he looked to dispense rumours Jalas was leaving Radio Maisha

It started with him being crowned as the most popular radio personality in Kenya beofe rumours started flying around that he was leaving radio Maisha for greener pastures.

Also read:“Nilete Ng’ombe ngapi?” Team mafisi go crazy after jalango unveils his hot sister for the first time(photo)

Jalango was however quick to dispel those rumours assuring all his fans that all was well and he was there to stay. This was on Monday, when he reported to work for the first time after a log absence.

This statement was further echoed by his boss, Tom Japanni who assured everyone that he was a valuable asset and Standard Media was keen on keeping him.

Jalango's boss
Jalango’s boss Tom Jappani with family

“JALANG’O IS HERE TO STAY. NOT ONLY IS HE GREAT HOST AND COMEDIAN, HE IS EXTREMELY HARD WORKING AND POSSESSES A GREAT WORK ETHIC. WE WILL NOT LOOSE HIM TO OUR COMPETITORS WHO ARE LOOKING TO POACH OUR TALENT,” Japanni assured everyone.

Now how many of you would get such recommendations from their boss?

I wonder what Baba Ghafla would say about me, hmmmm

 

You have all fallen victim to this! Jalango exposes the trick 5 star hotels use to rob you

All fancy hotels have a common characteristic, decorating simple food with flavors and giving them scientific-ish names so that you pay more.

Ever wondered why menus at these big hotels and restaurants are so difficult to grasp no matter how well educated you could be?

Only those who frequent these hotels are accustomed with their menus but a majority who rarely go there have such a difficult time ordering meals.

In a hilarious video uploaded on social media, Jalango took a swipe at big hotels. Armed with a menu of an unnamed fancy hotel he had checked into, the popular comedian broke down the big names of simple foods offered by the hotel.

Most of the meals offered were just simple fried chicken, mashed potatoes, mushroom, tilapia etc yet they were decorated with words to make you think they specially prepared food from Scandinavia.

Watch the video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3m6b2uQq68&feature=youtu.be

“Nilete Ng’ombe ngapi?” Team mafisi go crazy after jalango unveils his hot sister for the first time(photo)

Who even knew Jalango has a sister?

Just like we were in the dark when the comedian/MC decided to take a break from his busy schedule and spend some quality time at home with family.

In the process he unveiled his younger sister who is extremely hot and now team mafisi can’t stop salivating.

Here is the photo he posted on instagram together with some of the comments:

Just at home today with my kid siz Stacy #family

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Pesa Otas! Look at the crazy amount of money Jalango and Dohty Family’s Kris Darlin raised for Big kev at the Jamrock Denim Pool Party

The #Tembeanabigkev went down at Carnivore last Friday where a multitude of celebrities came together to show their support for the ailing events goat.

It was a dinner themed party with a plate going for 10K and Kenyan entertainment stake holders showed up in droves and together they managed to raise 7.1 million shillings.

Big Kev fundraising
Celebrities present at the Big Ted fundraising dinner

The MC’s for the night were Jalango and Big Ted.

The fundraising it seems did not end there as Jalango took the same iniative to the Jamrock Pool party yesterday at Best Western, an event hosted by Dohty Family and together with Kris Darlin managed to raise 250K.

This will go a long way to meeting the estimated target which is 20 million.

Here is the video of Jalango shared announcing their win:

 

We just raised 250 thousand with brother @krissdarlin for Big Kev Thanks Jam rock Parry!

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When he’s not busy riding around in Uber Choppers, this is the super expensive German Machine Jalango Cruises in

One of the most notable people in Kenya’s entertainment industry, Jalango is a jack of trades and has cemented his place in the table of men.

For a man with a morning radio show, a TV show, an event, an artist and an accomplished MC, you surely don’t expect him to live small now do you?

Also read: Jalango’s Daughter Joined Class one today and this is the message he had for Matiangi

Well, he doesn’t. He’s the proud owner of a Mercedes, a range rover and as we have discovered, a 5 series BMW which goes for a whooping 2.5 million.

And if any of them breaks down when he’s in the middle of errands, then he always hires an uber chopper and pays a regular uber for the mechanic to go and fix the car.

Here is a photo of the car:

Jalango's car

 

This Letter to Kenyans on Elections and Tribal Bigotry by Jalango will move you. He should be given an Award Already

A jack of all traits, Jalango is one of the most notable figures in the Kenyan entertainment scene. A radio presenter, comedian, MC and event organizer he has seen and obviously been through it all so it makes perfect sense to listen when he speaks.

Being election time, he has written a message to all Kenyans, a message that might just make a difference, a message that will definitely move you to start seeing things in a different light.

Here, read the letter below:

When I lived in Kibera, I shared my modest crib with Onyango, Kimani, Kipngeno, Mutisya and Abdi. Abdi and Kimani shared a bed because Abdi was new to the city. The only thing that seperated our “bedrooms” was a “leso”, an old dirty bed sheet and a black polythene sheet that Mutisya had picked on his way from Industrial area.

We shared everything and we showered in shifts and on alternate Sundays. Life was hard but we were happy. Kimani pushed mkoko at Marigiti and in the evening he will come home with a mixture of almost everything that was sold at the market. From it, we made a stew. Every day it tasted distinctly different and authentic even though the ingredients remained the same, the quantity varied. Sometimes the pilipili or dania will be in plenty hence the taste of the day. We listened to Kameme together and KBC salamu za hodi hodi together and shared ushindi bar soap for washing and geisha Kubwa for bathing. Played draught at weekends.

 In short we were more than brothers, and we remained so for 5 years until the elections were called. It was time to part ways. We got new identities jaluo, mkamba, kaleo, sapere, walalo and Banye. Identifying ourselves with the rich politicians we shared a language with was the thing, not the poor we had been with for years.

 The wealthy man from my tribe won the election I headed to the same room I had shared for five years with people of my class, albeit with some election posters to deco our crib. Mheshimiwa headed for Grand Regency to celebrate. That night we slept without food. After a while things came back to normal we were back to sharing everything with Abdi, musyoka Onyango etc. Whenever there was bereavement amongst us, we all attended. Just the poor people. Mheshimiwa was busy on the beach. But when Mheshimiwa got bereaved I mourned for him for weeks, even though I won’t be let to go past his gate. When he engaged in Corruption, I defended him fiercely just because he spoke my Language, to cut short…..I voted for mheshimiwa, he lives big but life for me, Onyango, Kimani, Abdi is still the same.

 What if we had voted for one of us regardless of his tribe, could life be different??????? Identify with your own true tribe. RICH or POOR are the real tribes of Kenya. However the latter are the Majority and are ruled by the minority. Poor people rise up and fight for your rights Did you know the only common thing between you and your much cherished Mheshimiwa is the language. Nothing else NOTHING!!!!!!!!! But the list of common things you share with Musyoka, Onyango, Abdi is endless.

 Think and Educate other Kenyans.

Kenyan Celebrities who’s kids joined class 1 this week and the adorable messages they shared. So cute!

2017 is officially here, the year of blessings they call it and for some Kenyan celebrities, the showers are already being felt.

Some Kenyan celebrities are already feeling the great joy of parenthood and this is after they enrolled their kids to class one this week. And they are quite a number with the most notable being Jalango.

Here are the celebrities and the sweet messages they shared on their social media pages:

Jaguar's child
Back to school. Jaguar’s baby mama posted.

Nazizi's child @tafari_firoz First day of STD 1…so proud of u and wishing u luck on this new phase

Jalango’s Daughter Joined Class one today and this is the message he had for Matiangi

It started off with exam cartels, it soon hit students and now celebrities are slowly towing the line; I’m talking about the Matiangi fever.

In the front line is non other but radio personality Jalang’o who admitted his daughter to class one today and couldn’t help but seek some sympathy from the education CS; in a jokingly way though through an instagram post.

matiangi speaking at a public function
CS Matiangi at a past function.

Matiangi has become the envy of many having turned around Kenya’s education sector in a way never seen before. This mostly became evident in the recently announced KCSE exams which show only 141 students attain at A as opposed to more than 2000 the previous year.

Here is the post Jalango shared: