Manzi wa kibera is proof kenyans don’t give a damn about socialites!

Manzi wa kibera has been craving the spotlight for many a moon and sadly all she’s managed to do is prove that Kenyans don’t give a damn about socialites his pulled many a stunt trying to become a bona fide star but all she’s managed to do is make herself the butt of everyone’s joke.

Her latest stint has her flaunting a 60-year-old claiming him to be her boyfriend and honestly not only is this pathetic but it literally also classifies as elder abuse.

No one knows from where Manzi wa kibera managed to find this unlucky sexagenerian but one thing is clear this is all a stunt and there’s no love to be found between them.

She dresses him up as some sort of senior teenager and sadly he only manages to come off as either some senile old man trying to cling on to his youth or a clown for hire and frankly I don’t know which is worse!

Are we supposed to believe Manzi wa kibera, who has courted the limelight by any means necessary somehow managed to keep her man private for so long? Or is it likely that she plucked some unlucky drink-addled old coot with the promise of more liquor, forced him into ill-fitting clothes and is now parading in his humiliation for what she believed to be our pleasure? Occam’s razor!

It’s sad to see that quite frankly no one has batted an eyelid or even been moved enough to fart at what is supposedly a riveting tale of love. And that’s because Kenyans truly couldn’t be arsed buy what socialites do anymore.

Gone are the days when Vera Sidika is flatulence made the news. Gone are the days when Pendo would break the internet with a new seggs scandal. Hell, not even Shakilla can shock and awe us. So perhaps it’s time for Manzi wa kibera to either pick up a new skill or talent or accept that her stunts muster no interest.

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